*** URGENT SPARTA, MI NOTICE: MARCH 24, 2001 - REWARD: $100 CASH + BASKET OF FRESH SPARTA APPLES *** SPARKIE LAST SEEN SLIPPING BETWEEN TIME CONES ON STATE STREET ***

PLEASE HELP FIND SPARKIE

A Very Cool, Exceptionally Fluffy Multiverse Cat • Last Seen in Sparta, Michigan

Created by: Caroi Holmes-Knrtz • Sparta, Kent County, MI • Hosted on GeoCities Heartland / Orchards / 4819
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⚠ CRITICAL NOTICE: MISSING SINCE TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 2001
If you encounter this cat anywhere in Kent County, MI (or across adjacent timelines), DO NOT startle him. Approach slowly and address him as "Sparkie". He is a temporal-multiverse traveler currently inhabiting domestic feline coordinates.
Sparkie under Christmas tree with crossed paws
FIG 1. Sparkie in his signature "Crossed Paw" temporal anchor stance beneath the spruce tree (Sparta, MI).

IDENTIFYING MARKS & COSMIC DATA:

  • Name: Sparkie (also responds to "The Cool Fluffy Cat", gentle can-tapping, or the frequency of 2.4 GHz).
  • Coloration: Immaculate black-and-white tuxedo coat. Symmetrical white muzzle blaze and white front paws.
  • Signature Stance: Paws crossed with unshakeable royal poise. Physicists note this posture anchors local reality.
  • Last Physical Coordinates: Near Division St & State St, Sparta, Michigan.
  • Historical Record: Documented across multiple centuries, including the historical March 1942 edition of The Sentinel-Leader (Sparta, MI).

A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM CAROI HOLMES-KNRTZ:

Dear neighbors and travelers: My name is Caroi Holmes-Knrtz. My family has lived along the Fruit Ridge in Sparta for generations. Some of you might remember my name appearing all the way back in the March 1942 Sentinel-Leader (Page 4).

The truth is, Sparkie is not an ordinary farm cat. He is a trans-dimensional creature who drifts between centuries, choosing when and where to manifest. Whenever he arrives, he brings calm, crossed paws, and a faint electric ozone aroma that makes hair stand on end.

On the evening of March 13, 2001, Sparkie was napping beneath the quilt in my guest room. At 8:14 PM, my kitchen wall clock began spinning backward at high velocity. When I went to check on him, only his blanket was left, folded into an impossible origami shape.

I have built this site so the people of Sparta, Kent County, and across the web can log their encounters. Please review the Photographic Archive and check the Chronological History.

Caroi Holmes-Knrtz • Sparta, Michigan 49345 • Email: caroi_holmes_knrtz@yahoo.com
Please allow 48 hours for reply as the farmhouse shares one copper line for phone and dial-up.
[ SPARTA & WEST MICHIGAN HISTORICAL PET WEBRING #114 ]